Oscar the Actor

Sometimes Oscar thinks he's a cat and climbs up the kitty condo and other times he thinks he's a human and tries out the steering wheel. (Car was parked!)

Office!!

I have my very own office!!! :) This is exciting! I just need to clean up now.

Long time!

I haven't written in ages! Ugh! Literally I have had 0 time. My life has been a whirl wind. School has me super busy, I was promoted at my job and have been training for that along with training my replacement, PLUS I've been doing a little online shopping for my baby BOY! Etsy and Baby Gap hit the spot. Oh and I've been doing some shopping with my niece. She's a total blast!!

I've still been working out at least 4 days a week. I feel great but I've cut back because I've been taking more time to do on school work.
My boobs still bounce like they're battery powered and now my expanding belly has followed suit.
I've started using the stair stepper machine and walking on the tread mill on an incline in order to keep my booty in check.
I cant believe how pregnancy has made my ass double in size.
Ugh!!
It's always been my "problem" area.

Ah well!

Cheers!

Ew.

I'm 4 months pregnant and wearing my wedding ring and this dude at the gym still tried to bother me. He got in the machine right next to me and kept trying to talk to me and was telling me how good my form was. ew.

Workout + Healthy Eats

Warning:
Pregnancy has greatly damaged my filtering process. Be assured that from this point on you will likely be offended by many or all of my posts at some point.

Working out may hurt my boobs and ocassionally squish my ever growing belly
But
I have to do it
And apparently it makes the whole child birthing experience "easier"
Yeah... Okay
Not sure how much leg presses and push ups will help my vagina contract in a less painful manner
But we'll see.

Eating healthy sucks!
I've been sucking at it
But sometimes I do good
Ill eat asparagus rather than chips
Sometimes
But honestly I feel like absolute shit for not eating better.
I think my body would feel better
Less weird and bloaty
If I would just eat healthier
But it sucks... I don't care what you say
It just sucks.
Oh well!


Cheers!

Swings

I’m gonna be honest.

I can do that.

It’s my blog.

When I workout

My boobs jiggle... and it hurts.

 

And not just when I workout.

 

They jiggle anytime I move... and it hurts

These boobs, pre-pregnancy, were wannabe A cups

When I lost weight some 5 or so years ago my boobs were the first thing to go

And now they've come back

With a vengeance!

And they bounce around… a lot and unexpectedly

I barely know what to do with this new body

It must be in super fat storage mode

Because my ass hasn’t jiggled this much in years!

Everything just JIGGLES!

I can’t tell if my husband likes it or if he’s just trying to not get murdered

That’s another thing

These mood swings are freaking insane

Unfortunately, dear husband is usually the one standing in front of the swing

…and sometimes he gets kicked in the face

He’s beginning to learn not to stand so close to swings.

Oh and yes I do have caffeine

But never above the recommended amount

So if you ever see me out with a diet coke in hand or a latte

Don’t advise me of the “harm” I’m doing to my baby

You might end up on the receiving end of a swing

But I’m also thankful to have my energy back

Even though it will only last a few short months

Then I hit the home stretch

And apparently that is one awful miserable time

And lucky me

It’ll be right smack in the middle of a Texas summer.

 

 

Cheers!

 

I hear that late summer/early fall babies are taller and stronger because of all the vitamin D mom absorbs during the summer.

 

Heaven on Earth

Smelly Cat found her happy place.